Walking with The Cinemile
New releases, block busters and shit everyone’s seen and / or heard of.
Amy Adams does mushrooms and goes deep into her coffee table
People walk around LA (NO THEY DON’T SILLY)
Where we learn, yet again, that the best way to have a meaningful relationship with a woman is to cut her f*cking head off.
HOW DARE THIS FILM BE QUITE GOOD
Warning: Incredulous eyebrow ache guaranteed
3 out of 4 people agreed this was the worst film they’d ever seen (the 4th was asleep).
This is to films as Nespresso is to coffee – weak
It’s like sitting on a bus that is taking a scenic route, you’re happy to look out the window, but you’re happier when it gets to your stop.
It’s a shame John Cusack didn’t show up and get killed, he still owes us for 2012.
Jason Sudeikis, go home.
Refreshing and baffling in equal measure – like a margarita
Huh? Is that… Wait… What?
No one cares Tom, No one.
Emma Watson done a burgle – Pirate Jude
If there’s a drug that makes Bradley Cooper interesting, you should take it before watching this
Expect the expected and have low expectations.
The Hangover (Part meh)
The third best Star Trek film, after Star Trek 1 and Galaxy Quest
The most concise review you will ever read.
Winter is coming
Pirate Jude and her mum think…
As close to time travel as you can get without Einstein
Finally, proof that religion is stupid and abject racism is funny…
This is fucking terrible
The good, the bad and the Sandler…
Stephen Fry rated it so now I think my opinion must be wrong. Having said that, they cure depression with dancing. Just sayin’…
Bang bang. N word. Bang…
Good sober, better stoned…
This is so fucking vanilla it hurts. It’s the cinematic equivalent of an ice cream headache, you were so excited to have that delicious creamy goodness that you crammed too much in your face and now you have a migraine. You have nobody to blame but yourself and your dessert is ruined. RUINED…
Some cool powers in tight jeans with Dakota Fanning and loud noises…
La la la. Boo hoo. Ad Nauseam…
‘Put your hands in the air’
‘I don’t want to’…
Sports and maths together at last…