Oblivion is basically a mash up, a bootleg, a rip off, an amalgamation of lots of other, quite good films. They have somehow managed to take all the quite good sci-fyish movies, steal the ideas from them and create this horrible endless nightmare. Seriously, it’s been two weeks and it’s still on. I think they made it to show people in Guantanamo.

I didn’t like Tom Cruise before but I found him intriguing in a polite way, like looking at cancer cells through a microscope.

Now I just think he’s a pocket sized doooosh bag – something low rent porn stars carry about to get rid of any anal unpleasantness they have. This film is as good as a warm bag of that anal runoff.

Harsh, but true.


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