Arrival

Amy Adams does mushrooms and goes deep into her coffee table

Snowpiercer

3 out of 4 people agreed this was the worst film they’d ever seen (the 4th was asleep).

Her

This is very good. Look! We said something nice!

Stairway To Heaven (or A Matter Of Life And Death)

“Are you pretty June?”
“I’m not bad”

The Future

Miranda July is my hair twin.

Casablanca (Future Cinema)

As close to time travel as you can get without Einstein

Seven Pounds

The opposite of The Pursuit Of Happyness

Sleepwalk With Me

A comedian starts sleepwalking, hilarity ensues…

Like Water For Chocolate

Hi brow, como esta?…

Somewhere

In Hollywood, people are driving about…

Another Earth

Sshhh I’m watching a movie…

Me And You And Everyone We Know

This film is like being on a rowing boat on a summers day when the guy rowing is really kind and funny and you’ve got a glass of wine and there’s a sandwich in your pocket for later…

John Dies At The End

Sci-fi with soy sauce, a Popcorn Pirate top tenner…

Brick

Bugsy Malone meets The Big Sleep. You probably saw this when it came out, but the left side of your brain wants you to watch it again…

Safety Not Guaranteed

Subtle sci-fi with a bit of time travel and some dulcet dialogue. It’s a latte for your mind…

The Brother From Another Planet

Low-budget, 80’s sci-fi…