Friday Night Lights

Clear eyes, full hearts, Friday Night Lights

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Man Seeking Woman

Boy seeking bitch slap

Entourage

Free lobotomy with every episode

Silicon Valley

Nerds, HBO style.

Orphan Black

Attack of the clones

True Detective

A hearty hat tip to whoever coined the term ‘McConaughaissance’

Brooklyn Nine-Nine

The opposite of a ‘must see’

Boardwalk Empire

I wonder what Steve Buscemi looks like when he’s fucking, said no one, ever.

Once Upon A Time

Ha ha – Magic is coming? No, silly, Winter is coming, magic went home ages ago

Agents Of S.H.I.E.L.D

This review has porn in it! and exclamation marks! and outside voices!

Game Of Thrones

Winter is coming

Trollied

I always wanted to be a checkout girl, it’s one of my life’s most achievable un-achieved ambitions.

Party Down

Judd Apatow’s B-List meet up and make jokes…

Robin

I heart the ’90s like a two tone t-shirt…

Traffic Light

Some people will say it’s sexist, I say shut up and bring me some chocolate and high heels and then go fix the car and take out the rubbish

Dead Like Me

Terrible actor like you…

Dorm Life

5 minutes per slice…

Pushing Daisies

Pretty much the opposite of Dexter except for equally irritating narration

Oz

Adebisi will f*ck yo sh*t up (if he hasn’t already)…

Louie

Louis CK is my hero, this show is his gift to us and we’re not worthy…

Don’t Trust The Bitch In Apartment 23

Never judge a box set by the pilot…

Eureka

Get your photon accelerators ready (a photon is a particle representing a quantum of light or other electromagnetic radiation. A photon carries energy proportional to the radiation frequency but has zero rest mass, you will need to know this or none of Eureka will make ANY sense)…

30 Rock

Thanks Meat Cat!…

Awkward

My So Called Life for the MTV generation…

Home Movies

Watch this all day…

Boss

Seriously Wow…

Dexter

Killing bad guys since 2006…

Utopia – Channel 4

Given up on it…