That Awkward Moment

You realise you’d like to smell Zac Efron. Damn it Zac

The Voices

Where we learn, yet again, that the best way to have a meaningful relationship with a woman is to cut her f*cking head off.

Kingsman: The Secret Service

Tory porn

Man Seeking Woman

Boy seeking bitch slap

Entourage

Free lobotomy with every episode

Chef

The haunting tale of a young boy in the back of a van, with nothing but Twitter to educate him.

The Other Woman

HOW DARE THIS FILM BE QUITE GOOD

Orphan Black

Attack of the clones

Monuments Men

This is to films as Nespresso is to coffee – weak

True Detective

A hearty hat tip to whoever coined the term ‘McConaughaissance’

Her

This is very good. Look! We said something nice!

The Incredible Burt Wonderstone

The mediocre Burt Snoozeystone

Agents Of S.H.I.E.L.D

This review has porn in it! and exclamation marks! and outside voices!

This Is The End

It’s a shame John Cusack didn’t show up and get killed, he still owes us for 2012.

Spring Breakers

I can’t stop thinking about this film

Hall Pass

Jason Sudeikis, go home.

Quicksilver

Bacon on a bike

Iron Man 3

The most concise review you will ever read.

Game Of Thrones

Winter is coming

The Guilt Trip

Pirate Jude and her mum think…

Dredd

Warning: May contain nerds

Real Steel

Foxy boxing robots. So Saturday…

Django

Bang bang. N word. Bang…