Warning: Incredulous eyebrow ache guaranteed
Attack of the clones
3 out of 4 people agreed this was the worst film they’d ever seen (the 4th was asleep).
This is to films as Nespresso is to coffee – weak
A hearty hat tip to whoever coined the term ‘McConaughaissance’
This is very good. Look! We said something nice!
It’s like sitting on a bus that is taking a scenic route, you’re happy to look out the window, but you’re happier when it gets to your stop.
The opposite of a ‘must see’