Eureka

Get your photon accelerators ready (a photon is a particle representing a quantum of light or other electromagnetic radiation. A photon carries energy proportional to the radiation frequency but has zero rest mass, you will need to know this or none of Eureka will make ANY sense)…

John Dies At The End

Sci-fi with soy sauce, a Popcorn Pirate top tenner…

Stick It

Why Jeff Bridges? WHY? There’s one cool bit, two funny bits and plenty of lycra…

Bottle Rocket

If you like Wes Anderson you’ll like this (because it’s by Wes Anderson)…

30 Rock

Thanks Meat Cat!…

Wanderlust

This is so fucking vanilla it hurts. It’s the cinematic equivalent of an ice cream headache, you were so excited to have that delicious creamy goodness that you crammed too much in your face and now you have a migraine. You have nobody to blame but yourself and your dessert is ruined. RUINED…

Our Idiot Brother

This is good. No really, it’s actually good. Seriously man believe me it’s good. If you watch it and you don’t think it’s good I’ll pay you. 70p…

Push

Some cool powers in tight jeans with Dakota Fanning and loud noises…

21 Jump Street

There is nothing surprising about this movie, except that it’s funny…

Brick

Bugsy Malone meets The Big Sleep. You probably saw this when it came out, but the left side of your brain wants you to watch it again…

Project X

Party like you’re 19 or watch a movie about it like you’re 30…

Chronicle

A high school, hand-cam, super powers film. No Lycra needed…

Les Miserable

La la la. Boo hoo. Ad Nauseam…

Safety Not Guaranteed

Subtle sci-fi with a bit of time travel and some dulcet dialogue. It’s a latte for your mind…

Pitch Perfect

Billing this as ‘Bridesmaids meets Ted’ is just fucking weird, it’s more like Bring It On meets Glee with a soundtrack that they got from a gym…

Life Of Pi

WHO CARES

Awkward

My So Called Life for the MTV generation…

Pooti Tang

‘Pootie Tang will whip yo butt so bad, you can write it off on yo taxes’

Party Girl

He he hello. Why hasn’t anyone outside the New York gay scene ever heard of this film? For shame straight English people, educate yourselves immediately…

Seven Psychopaths

‘Put your hands in the air’
‘No’
‘Why not?’
‘I don’t want to’…

Home Movies

Watch this all day…

Office Space

I’m gonna have to go ahead and ask you to watch this film this weekend, hmmkay?

Scott Pilgrim Vs The World

Kaboom, pow, blammo. thumb up…

Idiocracy

A dystopian comedy future film. Almost comic book, nearly a classic, quite good…

Boss

Seriously Wow…

Dexter

Killing bad guys since 2006…

Moneyball

Sports and maths together at last…

Utopia – Channel 4

Given up on it…

Hancock

Don’t over-think it…

The Brother From Another Planet

Low-budget, 80’s sci-fi…