3 out of 4 people agreed this was the worst film they’d ever seen (the 4th was asleep).
This is very good. Look! We said something nice!
It’s like sitting on a bus that is taking a scenic route, you’re happy to look out the window, but you’re happier when it gets to your stop.
Press play, fast forward for two hours, the end.
This review has porn in it! and exclamation marks! and outside voices!
It’s a shame John Cusack didn’t show up and get killed, he still owes us for 2012.
Huh? Is that… Wait… What?
Emma Watson done a burgle – Pirate Jude
The Hangover (Part meh)
The third best Star Trek film, after Star Trek 1 and Galaxy Quest