Snowpiercer
3 out of 4 people agreed this was the worst film they’d ever seen (the 4th was asleep).
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Her
This is very good. Look! We said something nice!
The Secret Life Of Walter Mitty
It’s like sitting on a bus that is taking a scenic route, you’re happy to look out the window, but you’re happier when it gets to your stop.
After Earth
Press play, fast forward for two hours, the end.
Agents Of S.H.I.E.L.D
This review has porn in it! and exclamation marks! and outside voices!
This Is The End
It’s a shame John Cusack didn’t show up and get killed, he still owes us for 2012.
Trance
Huh? Is that… Wait… What?
The Bling Ring
Emma Watson done a burgle – Pirate Jude
The Hangover (Part three)
The Hangover (Part meh)
Star Trek Into Darkness
The third best Star Trek film, after Star Trek 1 and Galaxy Quest
popcorn pirate 