Spring Breakers

I can’t stop thinking about this film

Bachelorette

Refreshing and baffling in equal measure – like a margarita

What To Expect When You’re Expecting

Expect the expected and have low expectations.

Beautiful Creatures

How to make feminists cross and everyone else yawn

C’Mon Man

Edited by a sociopath with ADHD with the rushes from the bin. Wow.

Vamps

The film equivalent of a Saturday afternoon in H&M on Oxford Street

Sleepwalk With Me

A comedian starts sleepwalking, hilarity ensues…